Cow bashings...

irc is all about this stuff... or this stuff is all about irc. Let's put some of the best stuff in here to remember! Our very own private bash.org style quotes page.

For example this one:

< betabug> saad: I've been learning a lot of phrench lately
< betabug> probably compensating
< saad> betabug: excellent! know you may understand ruby!
< betabug> I might not want to understand ruby
< betabug> I like my programming languages like I like my women
< betabug> not too difficult, cozy, and sweet even after a long 
           night together, + it would be good if I still understood 
           what we said last week
< xsa> lol
< xsa> where is bash.org!!

Then, as r0sk noticed, some people use Apple stuff along with their BSD stuff:

< saad>    1. apple produces some shit
< saad>    2. apple brands it as iShit
< r0sk>    I bet the iPhone would be a good friend of the macbook,
           better than other one phone
< saad>    3. apple fanboyz knows about iShit
< betabug> 3. saad gets all moist and h0t about it
< r0sk>    hahaha
< saad>    4. apple fanboyz convince themselves that they can't
           live w/o iShit
< saad>    5. apple fanboyz give big RealMoney to get iShit
...
< saad>    6. apple fanboyz realize afterwards that the "i" is just
           for kicks and iShit is still Shit fundamentally
...
< r0sk>    saad: 6 <- xDDDDDDDD
< saad>    7. apple fanboyz realize that RealMoney is not iMoney.
           It is Real.
...
< saad>    8. they cry fool, flush their RAM and wait for the
           next iProduct announcement

Cows are not in it only for fun, they have business sense too!

< betabug> xsa: I just wrote you a nice recommendation for your 
           stinkedin page!
< xsa> fucker
< betabug>  ??
< xsa> like it has any valuable information in it...
< betabug> sure it has!
< betabug> "good looking", "no tie", ...!
< xsa> "h0t secretaries" .. ?
< betabug> hexactly!
< betabug> you'll get loads of job offers now!
< xsa> THIS IS SERIOUS
< betabug> sure
< betabug> I'm always serious
< betabug> "Thank you for your endorsement. Could you revise it? 
            Thanks for your help."
< betabug> hmm
< xsa> REVISE SLACKAZ
< xsa> ;)
< xsa> I WONT DISPLAY THA SHIAT IN MY PROFILE
< xsa> ;)
< betabug> ts ts, something tells me you don't appreciate all the 
           work I put into this recommendation
< xsa> something is right then ;)

Just to explain things a bit, here is the text of the endorsement:

"Xavier is such a good looking guy, all the h0t secretaries stopped working when he was around. That wasn't much of a problem though, as his productivity is so high that he single-handedly managed to do all the workload for half the company. I found it a bit weird that he refuses to wear a blue suit and tie at IBM, but maybe it's explained by his good looks."

What about this one (totally out of context):

< betabug> I've seen posts of his on the zope mailing list, where
           he didn't know how to touch his own ass with both hands
           and a big sign pointing

We're sexy sometimes:

< betabug> wildweasel: hope he keeps that stuff updated
< wildweasel> yepp
< betabug> anyway, just made *your* box :-)
< betabug> hope you like tight latex tshirts that leave the nipples free
< wildweasel> and tiger thongs, yepp
< betabug> gud