Open.BSDcow.net

What is that?


1. Who are the cows?

This web site is run by wildweasel, gilbou and xsa on an OpenBSD powered server.
Enlightened in the mysteries of the cow tao, we introduce OpenBSD noobyz to the lore of our Unix.
Only gilbou and xsa are cows, while wildweasel is a weasel - this might be the next step
in cow tao to the [guru] dragon state. We are meditating this great mystery and so you should
too, moo with us.

2. When did this whole mess started?

In order to share with OpenBSD monkeys the inner secrets of moo, the cows have decided to
freely share their tao, thy sacred Theo's heritage. To master yourself and the moo will let
you truly understand the /usr/src and write better code, moo is.

3. May I become a cow too?

This is a long way to walk. After becoming a monkey the work will be moo to become a cow,
and even more to become a dragon. Very few OpenBSD dragons do exist and they are
strong to protect their sacred lair where all machines of all platforms contemplate the moo
ecstasy of running OpenBSD, they sacred heritage.

Cows around the world.

It is essential that you know how to communicate with other cows, and to do so you must be able to address them properly. The following table should tell you how to say 'cow' in various languages. If you know one that isn't here, please drop us a line about it.

Language Word
Bulgarian krawa
Czech kr´va
Danish ko
Dutch koe
English cow
French vache
German Kuh
Greek Agelada (Agelatha)
Hungarian tehén
Icelandic
Irish
Italian mucca
Japanese ushi
Korean Amso (Ahm-soe)
Latin bos
Mandarin (Chinese) Niu
Norwegian ku
Portuguese vaca
Russian korowa
Slovak krava
Spanish vaca
Swedish ko
Turkish inek

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