This web site is run by wildweasel,
gilbou and xsa on an OpenBSD powered server.
Enlightened in the mysteries of the cow tao, we introduce OpenBSD noobyz
to the lore of our Unix.
Only gilbou and xsa are cows,
while wildweasel is a weasel - this might be the next
step
in cow tao to the [guru] dragon state. We are meditating this great mystery
and so you should
too, moo with us.
In order to share with OpenBSD monkeys
the inner secrets of moo, the cows have decided to
freely share their tao, thy sacred Theo's
heritage. To master yourself and the moo will let
you truly understand the /usr/src and write
better code, moo is.
This is a long way to walk. After becoming a monkey the work will be moo
to become a cow,
and even more to become a dragon. Very few OpenBSD
dragons do exist and they are
strong to protect their sacred lair where
all machines of all platforms contemplate the moo
ecstasy of running OpenBSD, they sacred heritage.
It is essential that you know how to communicate with other cows, and to do so you must be able to address them properly. The following table should tell you how to say 'cow' in various languages. If you know one that isn't here, please drop us a line about it.
| Language | Word |
| Bulgarian | krawa |
| Czech | kr´va |
| Danish | ko |
| Dutch | koe |
| English | cow |
| French | vache |
| German | Kuh |
| Greek | Agelada (Agelatha) |
| Hungarian | tehén |
| Icelandic | kú |
| Irish | bó |
| Italian | mucca |
| Japanese | ushi |
| Korean | Amso (Ahm-soe) |
| Latin | bos |
| Mandarin (Chinese) | Niu |
| Norwegian | ku |
| Portuguese | vaca |
| Russian | korowa |
| Slovak | krava |
| Spanish | vaca |
| Swedish | ko |
| Turkish | inek |